tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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chublacka:

This screen is like permanently burned into my brain.

chublacka:

This screen is like permanently burned into my brain.

(via jahanamm)

Z - “Zero”

saidnooneever:

“Bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms
The fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship
I never let on that I was down”

- Smashing Pumpkins

Today by the Smashing Pumpkins as my Animal Crossing town tune.

:D :D :D

svaevo:

are you blind

But I would not want you any other way…

<3

stockade:

The only songs on the radio are Somebody That I Used To know and We Are Young. Those are the only songs on the radio.

(via faggoat)

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jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

4 minutes try a whole hour

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